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You should totally accept late papers, and bribes. Bribes are good. Unless it's to take you to the Rectal Hall, cause lord knows what happens in there (although I have heard some shits that sound like a little mini orchestral movement (hee hee, funny punny) dropping into the water.

rectal hall. that is one big ass joke. late people should only get 1/2 credit though. why punish those who actually do their work?

you soy eatin hippy! late papers....

That's fucking genius.

I heart you.

As a professor, you are setting a very poor example for your students here, Anita.
Running in the halls is dangerous...

Yay! Late papers! You are the best teacher EVER!

I started school at Southeast Missouri State or SEMO, not really a star in the heavens of academia. The first day in the dorm, I got to use the bathroom, sit down in the stall and someone had written above the TP dispenser "SEMO diplomas - take one".

Damn typos! Shoo!

I thought corporal punishment had been abolished.

Bhahahahah!

mainmama. . . I'm not exactly sure what to say. You are a bizarre, lewd woman. This is why we get along.
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mgc, mgc, mgc,
Where do I begin? It's not punishing someone who turns their work in on time to accept late work from another student. I will make a note of those that turn in their stuff on time and that will make a big difference on borderline grades, but I have not forgotten my undergrad days. As a perpetual perpetrator of punctuality I find it is perfectly possible to procrastinate and prevail. In other words, you can "succeed" without this inane, overvalued skill. The students' abilities to communicate is more important to me.
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tits, I wish I had thought of it. Not that I would have done it, but it made me laugh so hard. CompLETELY caught me off guard.
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fingers, if only I'd been weilding a pair of scissors - carried THE WRONG WAY!
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bugwit that's beautiful. I love that people go to college and deface stuff. I've started carrying around a sharpie. =)
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bugwit, concerning typos I will also let students correct their errors and turn their corrected papers in for a small, boosting portfolio grade at the end of the semester.
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winters, it's smartass remarks like that one that will get you sent to the rectal hall, young man!

Late papers will be the death of you. Believe me now or believe me later.

Accepting late papers? Is this where the bribery comes in? How much time would an apple laced with hard cider buy?

As a perpetual perpetrator of punctuality I find it is perfectly possible to procrastinate and prevail.....nice!

i was just checkin' to make sure you were legit. don't start throwing soy nuts at me. i have some over ripe tomatoes from the heat i could start hurling ;-)

I'm so happy you bring your camera everywhere. You're a very good/dedicated blogger.

I should say something about living in a glass house...but I can't really talk since I'm the best stone thrower around.

Thanks for the laugh.

Merky I have my limits. I don't care if they all turn them in late, but I will dock their grades and I will refuse to accept papers after a certain time period. I'm no fool.
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L, don't worry about turning anything in. I'll just give you an A.
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mgc have you seen PCU? They used to play it on Comedy Central a lot. My favorite part is when they start chunking ground beef at the hippies.
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egan, If my blog ran on compliments you'd make me a blogger for life, honey.
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bv, anytime sugar. You can blog about the stupid things I do any day. =)

That is classic, anita. Since I'm not the brightest bulb it took the better part of two minutes to figure out what the word used to be (recital, right?).

See, I'm hot but dumb.

You're not going to come back at me with a cigar, are you? Oh, wait. You're a professor, not a former president.

HOW late, anita?
When I substitute taught a 9th grade class, I wrote do-nuts on the board. I put a 'g' after the 'o'. I know I shouldn't have-but it was so damn funny!
I am not a teacher. Well, I guess I am. To Thing 1 and 2. Hmmmm
I LOVE rectal Hall! I think that is SOOO totally funny!

i have never seen anything on comedy central. but anything that gets thrown at hippies is good clean humor in my book!

"give that girl a rectal hall exam, but make sure it's late cause she'll take it..."

you are the type of teacher I wished for.....

what were the kids doing though?

barry, you know, it's really not fair to the other bloggers that you get away with so much because you're hot. Fortunately for you, I accept late hotness.
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L, you're right, I'm not a former president. But I'm still going to come back at you with a cigar.
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~d, dog nuts? To a class full of 9th graders? You are too funny! I would have loved to have a teacher write "dog nuts" on the board. I was thinking I'd dock a letter grade for every day it's late. Unless there's a good excuse.
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mgc I actually don't have a TV anymore, but I remember that movie from when I did have one. It's an older movie, but it's really funny. You should check it out.
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strow, what were the kids doing in the rectal hall? I don't want to know. But class is out right now so, if I ain't on the payroll they can do whatever they want! =)

Thanks for the inspiration. I didn't realize you did stupid things. I was all unawares and shit.

You? Unaware? Don't play wit me, BV. (colon, hyphen, close parenthesis)

Have I told you lately that I love you?

Have I told you lately that I love you for accepting late papers?

Anonymous, you told me yesterday. In fact you tell me a lot. It's sort of creepy.

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Egan you a lie. You love me for my bootyshake just like all the others.

Yes, you busted me. I love how you shake your rump.

Egan I am good. Should I quit grad school and become one of those strippers that does that weird butt shakin' thing?

Yes, there would always be work when the GGW bus pulls into town.

I can't believe I've wasted so much of my life getting educated. I feel like such a fool.

I had a class in rectal hall, once, taught by Professor Charmin.

Antia, i love you for your mind, not your booty.

Thats just an added bonus.

Rectal Hall. Yes, I believe I've been to one of those. Paid an anethestis and a specialist scads of money to be told to eat more fibre. I was going to whinge about the medical bills, then thought about what actually happened whilst I was blissfully numb to the world. I immediately decided to pay up quickly before they realised that no amount of money was worth having to do that for a living.

this post is starting to inflame my ass!

i can't sleep...fuck!

ok... i slept for a while. i'm better and my ass is OK!

My ass isn't too bad either, mcg!

EFF!
m g c

(sorry)

MGC needs some hemedroid cream.

tildy - (yes i am stealing it from bv) i am sure that it is!

bv - i stole your word (tildy)because you promised not to tell anyone that i needed prepH cream! typical woman, can't keep a secret ;-)

tildy - i meant to say is i am sure you on hot ass, smokin hot! i couldn't type cause i was mad at bv for blabbing on my secret!

barry, I see now. THAT is how you got that hot wife of yours.
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loudlush, some day we will have to trade colonoscopy stories. The most constipated one wins. Or loses. There are two ways to look at it.
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MGC, ~D & BV

AM I GOING TO HAVE TO SEPARATE YOU THREE? Christ. Can't you guys go into a private chat room, have a threesome, and get it out of your systems?

J/K. I love it. Continue. =)

HAHAHAAH oh my god, that's brilliant. I laughed my ass off when I saw this!