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YES! I'm first, as I always should be. The World Champ Congratulates you...

sdfreg

That's fucking genius.

he looks like 95 degrees,haha.

I like this picture very much.

world champ stephen neal, finally my blood, sweat and tears have paid off. Okay except sweat because I don't do that. Southern ladies glow.
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tits it's gonna be on all the runways this season.
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mone, here today it's actually cooler than it's been in weeks - guess what the temperature is? No...no...no. Okay I'll just tell you, 87! WOO-HOO BABY! Bring out the winter coats!
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egan, thank you kindly.

I was wearing that last year.

I was wearing that last night.

Anytime Anita. The Oven Door is a classic dance move I once performed in high school. I may have to bring it back.

96 degrees in the shade
Real hot...in the shade
10,000 dopez soldiers on parade.

GET OUT!, BV...I have taught Things 1 and 2 that song! YAY for us! You and me-us!
(sorry to pimp on your site, anita...KISSES!)

toby you're so fashion-forward.
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~d, that is sooo last year. Just ask Toby he's way hip.
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egan would you believe I actually googled "'oven door' dance" to see if that was really a dance? Like the "sprinkler" or something? I'm such a sucker. Congratulations.
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bv Anita's always down for a little Third World, girl.
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~d you teach your kids the coolest shit. They'll thank you when they're older. But don't think twice about pimping on my site - you know I love ya'll. =)

The Oven Door usually happens at about 2:00am after an exhausting night of getting zero digits. It's like a belly flop.

You didn't really take the bait did you?

Glad Dopez didn't Dutch oven your ass.

I'm the fashion KING! I shop at all the right stores; Goodwill, Walmart, Army Surplus and that used appliance place down on the corner.

egan, wow I feel like such a heel for not getting your obscure, nonsensical reference. I can hardly hide my embarrassment.
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L you nasty, too, girl. Nasssssss-TEE!
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toby, next time you're picking up used stuff could you get L some used panties. Not to wear, to sniff. Make sure they're crusty.

Dutch Ovens are the best. The Cleveland Steamer™ oven is a real treat.

I've never been in the women's section. Do they sell used drawers?

Egan can L warm her used panties in there for a minute to get that "just removed" freshness?

You have SO obviously worked in a restaraunt before. Nasty nasty nasty.

toby, at the Goodwill they do. They sell men's undies too. Don't act like you don't know. You sly dog, you!

I only said Goodwill because it's generic. I actually go to Value Village or as we like to call it VV Botique. I've never seen used undies. That's gross.

Toby I think it's sad that you're a grown man and you've never seen used undies.

All the women I've been with don't wear undies.

Yes, I've worked in the food service almost half my life... or something like that.

Toby, that's because they're in diapers! Oh snap!

How did my panties get all in a bunch?

Toby that would explain how you got caught in the run-in you told over at Jane's. =)
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egan leave toby alone. If they're old enough to crawl they're in the right position.
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L I think I've given you a virtual wedgie over the past few comments. There should be a standard for that.

I hate to admit it but that man looks alot like my ex-brother-in-law. Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

Toby - all of them, really? You may want to try something new.

Anita, that's one hell of a zinger there for Toby. I love it, love it! Nice work.

les, maybe I can help curb that memory by letting you know that this man is very flambouyant. And he owns a small cute dog. Help any?
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Egan, what? I was being completely serious. For real though have you heard that David Cross stand-up? The "It's not funny" one? Smoothface guapo and I were listening to it not long ago and that shit is hilarious. He doesn't say that line but he does talk about statutory rape. Funny stuff.

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I give myself a wedgie every time I wear a thong. Or when I put my underwear on backwards. So between the two scenarios, I pretty much have a wedgie all the time. No wonder I'm so fuckin' cranky.

I guess David Cross and I have a date in the near future.

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Ouch and ouch.

Perhaps in true Bridget Jones blog fashion, I should switch to granny panties.

George and that hat is classic. He looks as weird as he does fun.

And speaking of used panties, once I checked into a hotel and found a crusty pair, all used and sexed up. Needless to say, my OCD ass got another room.

E-bay, garage sales, abandoned appliances in the streets.
Just how much of a hell-hole is Atlanta ??
Do you need some money...

i don't think your silly friend is actually wearing any underwear, new or used, behind that lovely tagged oven door. you people do some weird shit there in atl!

L not too terribly long ago I donned my undies the wrong way until about noon. I was wearing one of those cotton thongs and I put the damn thing(s?) on sideways. Yep, sideways. They were juuuust uncomfortable enough for me to think I was walking funny and not that they were on wrong. I didn't notice until I went to pee.
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egan don't forget to come back and thank me. You will. Oh you will.

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toby teasin's is lovin's baby, teasin's is lovin's.
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L it's too late. Everyone's already (well, mostly just egan & toby probably) pictured you sitting around in this while blogging.
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barry, did you keep the panties, though?

I bet you and George would be pals. He's super-friendly and kind of a man's man-type of gay man (yes there is another kind). I like him anyways. We bitched about conservative Republicans together.
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fingers it ain't the suburbs honey. We've got crime and everything! The sad thing is that where I live is actually considered a decent part of the downtown area. Us city gals live on the edge, I suppose.
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mgc I knew you'd come through for me! I'd been waiting for someone to notice! I thought about adding at the end of this post P.S. George isn't wearing anything under the door but I wanted to see if anyone had enough imagination to think of it on their own. Nice work, my friend! You could be a detective - detective mgc! Has a nice ring, don't you think?

you have to stay up late and post at 3am to be a good sleuth! thanks for the badge

Thank you Anita!

Got 'em on as we speak.

That's what I wear to church.

mgc do you EVER sleep?
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Egan I love being thanked. Thank me again. And do a somersault, too.
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barry please tell me you're wearing them on your face. You are my hero.

Thank you Anita.

[gets out of chair, pulls pants up, removes hand from pants, starts running really fast et voilà] Somersault complete! [splits pants]

Boo! Scary huh? ;)

Drunk and disorderly...a couple of queens and a bit of cross dressing....sounds like an evening at Frobishers.......happy days

anita, i don't sleep much.

egan, you have mad somersault skills! yo!

where is everybody? come on out to play. silly boy isn't wearing any pants...


why does everyone have to sleep?



chemgw

I want your neighbors.

egan, CHRIST! Wear some underwear next time you do a somersault! Nobody wants that pasty white thing blinding them!
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toby are you trying to terrify L again? Am I going to have to separate you two? Don't make me pull this van over.
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beast, Frobisher and I are the same person. I also go as barry on another one. I have three blogs.
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mgc, I am CRANKY if I don't get enough sleep. I don't know how you do it. Is it insomnia or are you just one of those people who only needs 4 hours of sleep to get by?
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pants they're mine. MINE MINE MINE! Okay you can have one. But only one.

I think Egan is trying to steal my splitting pants move. That's MY move, Egan!

True, I did incorporate that into my move after reading your Vegas post for the 13th time. I apologize Pants. You can have your move back. This is reminding me of The Fusilli Jerry Seinfeld episode.

pants, AHA! He thought you wouldn't notice! Good eye, pants. Good eye.
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egan, what gives? Do you steal shit from me and post it on blogs you think I won't read? (shakes head) tsk, tsk, tsk.

Yes I do. So that means I post your stuff on Canadian and French blogs. I never credit you as the source either. Your loss though.

Mentally cheap bastard. Is it just ideas and company time you steal, or are there other things? Let's pull those skeletons right on out.

Egan, why I can't post on your blog right now?

Anita, you can't post on my blog right now because I told the Higher Ups at Typepad to have an outage when Enita feels like commenting. Once you have lost interest in my blog it will be back up and running. Typepad owned me a favor for all my Blogger blasting chat. So look away for a bit and then I will give them the go-ahead.

Company time? Ouch, that hurt. In the meantime, go here for heaps of fun. Je t'aime aussi.

I'm going to use your blog to channel my thoughts for my blog. Hope that's cool with you Anita. Thanks in advance.

Dopez sucks ass anyway.

Egan is full of shit.

I meant that in the nicest possible way.

I think.

Well, Typepad thinks Anita is still going to comment on my blog so the blackout continues.

Pants, be nice. I haven't called you a liar once this week.

Of course I am! Why would you doubt me, anita? I have my nose through the crotchless slit in the middle. A guy's gotta breathe occasionally, you know. ;)

The fusilli episode was just on a few days ago.

egan I call shenanigans on your explanation. I just commented. Do you lie for fun or because you're evil?
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egan why don't you steal things from this blog instead. See, there are lots of people out there more interesting than I am.
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'shroom dopez wants to suck your ass. What are you doing later? I'll set up a rendevous.
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pants, THAT's what that smell is. I thought it was his breath!
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pants of course you did. But sometimes the truth hurts. It's an unfortunate byproduct of honest observation.
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pants did you notice someone commenting about something? Something about typepad? Because I didn't. Wait, look again. Nothing? Hmm.
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barrry, EWWWWWWW! Just when I'd thought the panties went away here they are again. Rearing their ugly crusty, nasty briefy head.

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