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WAH! I want to come!

Anita, you know I am always here to judge. :p Just call me Judgey McJudgerson.

I bet there will be some sick ass trees at that party.

What kind? Cream pie? I was just discussing wedding invites for my friend's upcoming fete last night and we also decided there should be punch and pie.

You should have key lime pie or coconut cream pie if your cool and smart like me.

If you catch some crazy guy in the bushes it might be a buddy of mine who lives in Atlanta. I told him to stop by, but he is shy and typically lurks in lieu of mingling.

I will be busy at a book signing, but I'll be there in spirit.

tits, your failure to make a cameo at my party is entirely your fault. Had you married for money instead of love we wouldn't be in this situation. I've seen your boobs. You could have easily scored a man with a private jet.
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Judgey McJudgerson, sweet! And you're right, there will be trees and highrises. And doggies and frisbees and all manner of snacky foods. SHIT! I just remembered that I need to buy a canopy. What would I do without you to jog my memory?
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L, mmmmm. creammmm piiiiiie. I was thinking Strawberry Rhubarb pie, which is my favorite, but cream pie is also very delicous. My grad school bff made a rhubarb pie a few weeks ago and saved me a big piece. Mmmmmm. Who doesn't love punch and pie? Nobody I wanna know.
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barry, I like how you're too cool to show up, but gladly send your creepy lurking friend in your stead. Thanks a lot. But in all honesty I'm glad you're not coming. You'd probably show up in your tight cutoff jean shorts and Yosemite Sam tie with no shirt on. Damnit! I just realized this party should have had a dress-up theme.

Wicked, make sure to slip a picture of yourself in their and caption it as "our boring neighbor". That's how I hid my wife until she came out of the blog closet.

Is the party for anything speical?

I love Strawberry Rhubarb pie. It's the sweet and sour of the dessert world.

I'll bring the little bull terrior and a stuffed peekachoo in case things get slow.

Awesome... I love rhubarb; you love rhubarb. You love avocados; I love avocados. Can we be losers?

Egan - you are such a suckup. I'm almost embarrassed. LOL

Why the need to say "almost" Les?

You would get rained on.

As if I care.

I will be at 14th and peachtree NEXT weekend, this weekend does me no good, humph. What did you say your transvestitutes name was because I'll give he/she a shout out!

Holla for the PARTY!
B/c MY GURL likes to party all the time, party all the time PARTY ALL THE TIME!

~d heart Eddie Murphy

Have a KILLER time, Anita!

is the drunk silly non- underpants, oven door wearin guy gonna be there?


~d... eddie murphy also sang boogie in your butt

You know me too well, anita. I have no doubt my Levi cutoffs would set you off as well as every woman in the room.

They have magical powers, not unlike the One Ring.

Have fun today!!

Pie is almost as good as cake. I'm in!

Egan, I was behind the camera in every shot - instant anonymity! That's funny, though. Smoothface Guapo didn't even make it into any photos.
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toby there's no reason. We just called it a summer party. Why is that dog humping that stuffed animal so funny? I feel so juvenile laughing uncontrollably but it's just hilarious.
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Egan we are losers. But you cannot have another case.
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Les, egan and I have this deal where he makes me look cool because I hooked him up with a case of iPod socks as a promo from my job. If you've read his blog you know he gives them away periodically. He even jokes about how he doesn't give them away but he does. I know you think he's sucking up but he's really just fulfilling his end of the deal. Really. I'm not kidding. He wants another case.
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egan, I know, right? What's wrong with showing a little love?
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bv you're right! We did get sprinkled on. But my friends are all such good sports that nobody even left. We ROCK!
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egan, this comment is further evidence that you would be a kickass partygoer.
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jmeped, are you going to the ASO's Bark in the Park thing? Or the Green market? I got my bike from that Skate Escape. If you ever need a bike or tandem or inlines or whatever check it out. I love that place. Oh and I can't remember the transvestitutes' names. I'm sure they don't give their legal names anyways.
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~d I love that pink skull thing in your hair. Where did you get that? You're such a hip mom. =)
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mgc I forgot to invite him. DOH! I din't formally invite anyone in our building actually, but that was completely an oversight. When are you going to have a party and invite ME? As if I could afford a plane ticket.
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barry I just got the funniest mental picture of all my friends gathered on their knees around the bulge in your cutoff jean shorts murmuring "the precious!"
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brooke I can't believe you didn't show up. We were all waiting on you. And you were supposed to bring napkins. I swear girl I can not count on you for anything!