Divulgeblog

Fuck that mean ass building, Anita. We all know you're anything but boring. [to the others: we need to plan an intervention; Anita has taken to the meth and the paranoia has set in.]

Stephen Neal has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants. To hell with buildings.

You know what bore rhymes with, right?

...FUCK YOU, BUILDING!

How do you copulate with a building, and does size matter that much to you?

Chore
door
wore
more
moor
whore
boar
poor
pour
floor...
I give up.

I think BV is calling you a whore.

feminist bitch, I know, right? [you know I can read what's in the brackets, too. I KNEW IT!!! ALL OF YOU ARE OUT TO GET ME!]
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world champ stephen neal, are you named after King Stephen? Just wondering.
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bv, ignore?
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walter, bless your heart. English isn't your first language, is it?
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~d, did you know that the Moors are a whole race of Muslim black people? Interesting, eh?
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egan, thanks for the warning. But I think if that's what BV meant she would have just said, "you're a whore." She strikes me as a bit more direct than you're implying.

Oh fine, call me a whore then. I see how this works. Shame on me.

Ingrish is my turd langwage cuz hooked on phonics werked for me.

That building so generation Me.

One of these days I'll get around to posting about my hazy trip to Amsterdam (Egan's been holding his breath for about five months). I have one pic that shows a bridge just off Central Station with some graffiti that reads "Amsterdam is Boring." There's a "bum" tucked neatly underneath too. I would have thrown oranges at him, but there was fencing in the way and I didn't have any oranges.

My building is rude to me, too. Must have been built in the 80's.

Anita, although many mistake me for a King, you might be forgetting the fact that I am not sanguine towards anything English or Norman. Unless it's Norman Rockwell. Plus, the King's eyes are crossed.

Now gaze into my hypnotic beard!

Maybe the building wanted you to put a little paint on it ;)

Toby, I gave up hope about five months ago. I would love to read about it some day though so shoot me an email when it's complete.